I DIDNT GET THE MESSAGE.....

Yes! Result!

What an eventful day! Journeying on foot through stunning countryside not ten miles from my home. Who knew it was there. It's not talked up much and im sure the sensible reason must be that affluent people live out there and they don't want gawpers and gawkers roaming about. I had a particular purpose which I achieved. At one point in my walk ,too far to turn back I saw clouds of white smoke obscuring the lane ahead. It was a field gate on fire. No way was this spontaneous. Some idiot must have set it alight. I was glad to see that two men and a policeman were in attendance. They all looked pretty clueless and had no water so I was glad I didnt have to stop. Another man stopped his van to join them and he advised me the path across the big field ahead to my destination. When I got back to the hotel I went in the Ladies and there laid out on the floor was a woman. It was such a shock. She wasn't drunk. She was ill. She had collapsed. She was conscious. She said “please get my husband”. I alerted bar staff who dealt with it. Bloomin Eck . At least I was spared the poxy Government alerts. I don't get them on my phone. I took great trouble when they put the alert system in place to ensure my phone wouldn't get them. But what if there is an Emergency you cry? Well every bloody day these days is an Emergency. I'll take my chance. I hate them. They are our Enemies. Everyone I know was getting them. The idea is to remind you that life is perilous and dangerous. Yeah right. Some of us already know that.